News from the diaspora:

PHILADELPHIA
After working hard illegal in the United States for two years.He had shipped all his goods and all he needed was a free ticket home. The West African man turned himself to the Police in downtown Philadelphia. When asked what the problem was the man said, "Officer, officer I am an illegal immigrant" he said pointing to himself.The officer looked at the man and pointed straight at a crowd at the bus stop. "Sir you see all those people at the bus stop they are all illegal immigrants, so stay here and relax"

SEEN ON A CHURCH SIGN POST
You don't need four strong man to drag you to church.


A Nigerian immigrant man had his name changed, and when friends at work asked him about this, the man replied "man I got married"


A certain T.V station was conducting a random interview about racism in America. One young African American lady had this advice, "People must live together in peace and harmony, whether you are white , black ,brown ,yellow , Asian , European, African or Zimbabwean I don,t care". she said.

Bulawayo
During a church revival the evangelist was preaching on the Topic, "If you have faith you will move mountains" On the congregation was an old lady who had problems with a mountain. In winter she could not get much sunshine as the mountain was on the eastern side of her house just a few metres away. So when the lady heard this sermon she could not wait to tell the mountain to move.
For a few days she prayed that the mt would move and did not even go outside to check. After sabout a week of praying the lady finally decided to go outside and check. On discovering that the mountains was still there the woman was disappointed saying "A Yonale isuke bengivele ngingazisa"