INDIANA WEATHER

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Indiana plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in South Bend sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Indiana drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Indianapolis gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,wool hats and socks.
People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Indiana have the last cookout before itgets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Hoosiers close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Indiana get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookiesdoor to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Hoosiers get upset because they can't start theMini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Indiana start saying...'Cold 'nuff ferya?'

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Indiana public schools will open 2 hours late.