Inkulumo ezenza abantu bangamenywa emtshadweni!

Ungalingi umeme iNdebele emtshadweni wakho...kuzanyenyezwa njalo...

'So umntwana lo uzimisele ukutshada lexhegu?'
'Phela umakoti yenowu wake wakhipha isisu emithiswe ngumfundisi.'
'Indoda yakhona ungathi iyakhwehlekhwehlela.'
... ... 'Maye kungangcono ngife ngilahlwe legundwane....yindoda mhloboni
yoneyi.'
'Ungathi akula kudla lapha.'
'Umakoti mubi shemu wehlula iveyili.'
'Isalukazi sonke lesi sitshada losane lolu.'
'Angikhungi fokolo, hantsho basincitshe ukudla.'
'Ikhekhe lakhona ungathi balithenge koTM.'
'Ubusithi ungalifaka emlonyeni ikhekhe lakhona bekungathi udla igwinya.'
'Bayithethe ngaphi imali yokutshada......lonyaka bazahamba nqunu.'
'Sicela lisithathe ikhamera.'
'Vele kuthengwe amakrethi amangaki.'
'Khangela ihair sytle kasisi lowana.....tjoe.'
'Khangela imota yabomakoti, ayisiyo yini leyana edilivela ikhabitshi
emaketi?'
'Ubonile ukuthi usihle ube egida njani shuwa?'
'Ubaba wakhona ukhunge ngenkukhu shemu.'
'Wena ukhuphe malini.....i50rand yami ihambe ikhala shemu.'
'So yiso isalukazi ujoji atshona embuluza ngaso lesi.'
'Kathi umkhwenyana wakhona usebenza ngaphi?'
'Hawu umama wendoda aze aqgoke okuhawulisayo so?'
'Ukudla konke kuya kuhigh table.'
'Umakoti ulele phakathi kwegabha lemake up.....usengumaqanda phokolo.'
'Mbani oboleke uMusa isudu bantu.'
'Bahaye imota nganti ngabe baqale bathenga eyabo bengakatshadi.'
'Indoda yakhona liwar vet yini?'
'Umbuluziswa yimota yomsebenzi.'
'Bubuso bani bonobu obulamapimpluzi so.
'Lapha sokunuka ikhwapha.'
Isiqgoko lesi sokungathi yinyufomu yemtshadweni....last time wayesiqgokile!