Warning these jokes might be not be political correct. I got some of them from my friends who are from different tribes in Zim. In case they read they must know I am not going to write their names without permission.
1) On a super charged Highlanders and Dynamos match at B/F a Bosso, a fan from the Capital sat on the Soweto stand with the rest of die hard bosso fans. While Madinda was attacking he stood and was heard saying" Hampaa hampaa Mandindaa ". For the first time people around were suspicous of him. Again the same player was attacking and the man stood up and said" Shaya wenna Madindaa mani" and soon man was asked to leave the stand by the home fans.
2) In Sizinda two guys were moving goods atfer one of them had found a room to logde. Needless to say that the guys were from eastern side of Zimbabwe. As they were moving in they were talking," Bata kuside kwako iwe" . And the old lady whose hous ethey were moving into complained "Hawu Kanti ngopasi, mina angibafuni opasi lapha emzini wami hatshi, phumani phumani liphele"
3) In one Zimbabwe occasion here in the States one Shona guy was heard complaining" Look what the Ndebeles are doing! We Zimbabweans must not follow what the Ndebeles are doing he continued."
4) Last week students at Virginia Tech retuned to school, most will remember the infamous tragedy that claimed about 31 students last spring. Sad and regreatable incident, I pray for the safey of kids in schools and colleges. To hell with rage and madness In the school facilities. The sad incident exposed the Police. Have you ever seen the video of the police officer running soon after the alleged shootings. The officer is so overweight he can hardly walk yet he is trying to run. Check it next time. I pray for the families of victims and the safety of the school. God bless Virginia Tech.
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